You’re new to school. Or maybe you’re returning for another year. Either way, you’re going to need a crash course on everything you don’t know or forgot. Below, we get you up to speed. Click on the links to read more about everything from your unrelenting overlord, Sheldon Levy, to smoking pot and getting cheap drinks. You can thank us later.

A IS FOR APATHY

B IS FOR BOOZE

C IS FOR CAFFEINE

D IS FOR DISCOUNTS

E IS FOR EGERTON RYERSON

F IS FOR FRESHMAN 15

G IS FOR GROCERIES

H IS FOR HANGOVERS

I IS FOR INTERNET!

J IS FOR JOBS!

K IS FOR KEGGERS

L IS FOR LEVY

M IS FOR MARIJUANA

N IS FOR NUIT BLANCHE

O IS FOR OAKHAM!

P IS FOR PRIDE!

Q IS FOR QUIDDITCH

R IS FOR RAMS

S IS FOR STUDENTS’ UNION

T IS FOR TTC

U IS FOR BEING UNDERAGE (HOW UNFORTUNATE)

V IS FOR THE BEST AND WORST TORONTO VENUES

W IS FOR WAFFLES

Y IS FOR YOU

ZIS FOR ZANZIBAR