Fun & Satire How long does it actually take to walk to TRSM? January 30, 2024 Your walk to class really isn't that far
Fun & Satire Enough is enough, I need a name March 21, 2023 Falcon is done waiting around for TMU to do its job, he has to make his own destiny
Fun & Satire Balzac’s creating a new COVID-19 vaccine-infused menu September 7, 2021 The menu incorporates 100 per cent Arabica bean coffee with "deliciously fundamental COVID-19 antibodies"
Fun & Satire EXCLUSIVE: Leaked draft of alternate names and mottos for Ryerson University June 18, 2021 The Eyeopener has obtained a copy of the "Standing Strong" task force's brainstorming Google Doc
COVID-19Fun & Satire Seven steps to prepare for meeting your online friends in-person March 30, 2021 From social media snooping to planning your outfits, here's everything you need to do to prepare
COVID-19Features Dear future me: What students are excited to experience back on campus March 30, 2021 We decided to ask students to write a letter to their post-pandemic selves
Fun & Satire Nocturnal sleep schedule slowly transforming student into a bat February 23, 2021 Ryerson administration is preparing for more student bat transformations in the future
Fun & Satire People who still sit at patios in cold weather are aliens November 7, 2019 Aliens do walk amongst us, but all they like to do is drink coffee on patios in cold weather
Fun & Satire Want to peacefully talk shit on campus? Balzac’s got you covered September 24, 2019 Ah yes, the glorious and therapeutic act of shit-talking can finally be done without losing friends
Climate CrisisFun & Satire Bike thieves indirectly contribute to global warming September 20, 2019 You bastards! Let people be environmentally friendly in peace
Fun & Satire Ryerson employees can now tell customers off without consequences September 18, 2018 Chances are you’ve had the urge to reach over the counter and give a piece of your mind to the rude customer you are contractually obligated to serve. There is now a free speech policy change that could help you
Olivia Chow visits Ryerson on election day October 27, 2014 Olivia Chow stopped by Ryerson on Oct. 27, the day of the mayoral election