A roundup of some of the shadier — and just plain odd — things that happen around Ryerson’s downtown campus
A helpful non-community member used the emergency phone in the quad to report three males loitering in Kerr Hall. After the suspects fled, security discovered they had broken into a vending machine. Remember boys, quarters are insulting to Zanzibar employees.
A student was found vomiting on campus last week. Security was called to the scene and offered patient care but the student just walked it off like a god damn champ.
A staff member was entering a classroom on the first floor of the George Vari engineering building last Friday when a man approached her, said he wanted to fight and swung at her with a closed fist. The woman dodged the punch, ran and called security. Like a god damn champ?
Four planters on Gould St. were tipped over Saturday in a completely original and not at all overdone act of vandalism.
Security reported that numerous office thefts were commited over the holidays. Suprisingly, it was the Jewish member of the news team who was the first to blame it on the man in the red suit.
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