By Rob Granatstein How far is too far? It’s a question we ask ourselves here every week at The Eyeopener. Last week we didn’t answer it correctly. In fact, we’ve …
Jock Itch
Ahhhh…another autumn, another collection of bums on Church and Carlton streets
Eye Love it!
Gary Fletcher supervises the Games Room in Jorgensen Hall. Since August he has been fixing the place up and trying to boost the room’s popularity by installing a sound system
Eye Speak: Yet another reason to hate the media
I get a lump in my throat when I think about how I was unjustly portrayed as a villain. I had the same hollow feeling in my heart when my grandmother passed away when I was 10
Adopt this law, screw our parents
It is very rare when anything coming out of Winnipeg can be called “visionary.”
Tuna cold shoulder to world’s paparazzi
I eat tuna. A lot of tuna. I used to eat peanut butter. Peanut butter is full of saturated fats. Saturated fats contribute to heart disease and dimpled asses.
Ban cars from Gould
Crossing Gould Street can be like a game of Frogger
Three things to think about
By Douglas Cudmore Scientists recently succeeded in cloning sheep. What’s next — more sheep? Note the scripture verse “the meek shall inherent the earth.” Sheep are notably meek. They already …