Lori Fazari battles a light-weight problem
Hey assholes, read this
By Rob Granatstein It is time for the cowards to show their faces. Since early October, one or more lame-assed pansies have been throwing out Eyeopener newspapers on a weekly …
Why this budget’s a loser
By Rob Granatstein Jean Chretien wanted last month’s federal budget and the Millennium Scholarship Program to be his legacy. Sorry Jean, your legacy will be failure. While this budget is …
Our Ryerson hero
Marie Claire Ross, we’re your fan club
Dear Abby in a Peanuts World
Life as an amateur love psychiatrist like a live soap opera
Mikey’s head up his ass
By Shane Dingman Party leaders at every level of government must go on “asshole training weekends” before making a media appearance. Listening to Ontario Premier Mike Harris last week, I …
Wasting time on empty promises
By Rob Granatstein RyeSAC candidates, you don’t mean shit. This election has seen every candidate make a promise they have absolutely no chance of keeping — the freezing or lowering …
Spinning the protests
By Rob Granatstein Oh no, a protest! Send in the doc! It seems like the first call made at the start of any protester these days is to a spin …