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Last celebrity standing: Round One

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Just a few weeks ago a group of celebrities disappeared from Hollywood. They had all been captured and taken away to an unknown island in the middle of the Pacific …

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By Steve Carmichael   The other day Martha Stewart had Eminem guest star on her show. “This is our good friend Marshall Mathers,” Martha said. “But he liked to be …

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The clock is ticking toward 2000 and Monica Bodirsky ponders starvation, lack of running water and being surrounded by gun-toting survivalists

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Cults. They’re everywhere.

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