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Bag O’ Crime

In Fun & SatireSeptember 13, 2000Leave a Comment

Here are some of the crimes occurring on campus between May and September, 2000

Last celebrity standing: Round two

In Fun & SatireNovember 24, 1999Leave a Comment

By Steve Carmichael Let’s join these fights already in progress… SARAH MICHELLE GELLER vs. ICE-T Sarah gave Ice-T a roundhouse kick to the head followed by a kick to the …

Last celebrity standing: Round One, part two

In Fun & SatireNovember 17, 1999Leave a Comment

By Steve Carmichael BRUCE LEE vs. RITA MACNEIL Bruce and Rita were dragged from their cages and thrown into the ring. Bruce looked long and hard at the vision that …

Last celebrity standing: Round One

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Just a few weeks ago a group of celebrities disappeared from Hollywood. They had all been captured and taken away to an unknown island in the middle of the Pacific …

Last celebrity standing

In Fun & SatireNovember 3, 1999Leave a Comment

By Steve Carmichael   The other day Martha Stewart had Eminem guest star on her show. “This is our good friend Marshall Mathers,” Martha said. “But he liked to be …

New Year’s in a dark and lonely world

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The clock is ticking toward 2000 and Monica Bodirsky ponders starvation, lack of running water and being surrounded by gun-toting survivalists

Fun with cults

In Fun & SatireSeptember 23, 1998Leave a Comment

Cults. They’re everywhere.

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