Here are some of the crimes occurring on campus between May and September, 2000
Last celebrity standing: Round two
By Steve Carmichael Let’s join these fights already in progress… SARAH MICHELLE GELLER vs. ICE-T Sarah gave Ice-T a roundhouse kick to the head followed by a kick to the …
Last celebrity standing: Round One, part two
By Steve Carmichael BRUCE LEE vs. RITA MACNEIL Bruce and Rita were dragged from their cages and thrown into the ring. Bruce looked long and hard at the vision that …
Last celebrity standing: Round One
Just a few weeks ago a group of celebrities disappeared from Hollywood. They had all been captured and taken away to an unknown island in the middle of the Pacific …
Last celebrity standing
By Steve Carmichael The other day Martha Stewart had Eminem guest star on her show. “This is our good friend Marshall Mathers,” Martha said. “But he liked to be …
New Year’s in a dark and lonely world
The clock is ticking toward 2000 and Monica Bodirsky ponders starvation, lack of running water and being surrounded by gun-toting survivalists
Fun with cults
Cults. They’re everywhere.