Cults. They’re everywhere.
Your cereal sucks and so do you.
We at The Eyeopener recently were treated to four days of video game bliss when the folks at Sega kindly left a brand-spanking-new Sega Saturn System at our disposal.
This game kicks ass.
You’ll finish your opponent with a big boot to the face, and follow with your patented legdrop. Watcha’ gonna do when Aries-mania runs wild on you?
You will live happily ever after.