Your cereal sucks and so do you.
We at The Eyeopener recently were treated to four days of video game bliss when the folks at Sega kindly left a brand-spanking-new Sega Saturn System at our disposal.
Comix Zone– Genesis
This game kicks ass.
Horoscopes: October 4, 1995
You’ll finish your opponent with a big boot to the face, and follow with your patented legdrop. Watcha’ gonna do when Aries-mania runs wild on you?
Horoscopes: September 27, 1995
You will live happily ever after.