Fun & SatireMultimediaVideo Halloween drink of the week: Zombie October 31, 2015 Welcome to drink of the week, where every week… we drink.
Police and EMS respond to library theft March 26, 2015 It took five Ryerson security guards to tackle the man to the ground where he hit and split open his head
RSU election candidate profiles February 11, 2015 The Eyeopener has compiled a nearly complete list of the Unite Ryerson and Transform RU candidates, complete with profiles of each person
Petition blasts RSU election as “undemocratic” February 9, 2015 The president of the Ryerson Commerce Society (RCS) has sent a petition with more than 1,000 student signatures to the university, the Ryerson Students’ Union (RSU) and its chief returning officer (CRO) demanding an extended election period or a completely redone election
Fun & Satire Dude bathrooms and the politics of pissing January 28, 2015 Jake Scott implores the men of Ryerson to be "proud of your peter"
Back home in ol’ O’Keefe January 21, 2015 Students are back in O’Keefe House after being relocated to ILLC due to a fire on Jan. 7
Fun & SatireMultimediaVideo Free Timbits with John Scott February 4, 2014 "You want a timbit to go with your apple? That's okay, you're apple is pretty healthy"