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Vending avengers

By Scoop Gerbil

A vending machine in the architecture building went berserk, giving out free junk food last Thursday afternoon.

It must have been contagious as students went nuts too, lining up 30-deep to fill up on free snacks.

“This is revenge ‘cause we’ve been cheated” said Lack Leonetti, a first-year architecture student as he doled treats out to other students.

Within an hour the machine was half empty and students were returning for seconds and thirds.

“I lost $1.10 when my chocolate bar got stuck,” recalled Vic Felice, a second-year architecture student. “Now I’m seeking vindication.”

The machine gave out free food and returned the coins. It also gave back change until students emptied all the money.

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