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True Story: I encountered a ‘professional student’

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Think you’ve scammed the system, at least do a cursory Google search to make sure it’s foolproof

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Student outraged over sorry excuse of local coffee shop menu

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“Why can’t we have nice things in Canada?”

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Meet your Winter 2023 masthead

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Congratulations to the editors of Winter 2023!

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Professors are also tired of in-person classes

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Let’s just say professors are even more excited for winter break than students

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Twitter Verification? No thanks, we have better things to buy

In All, Fun & SatireNovember 16, 2022Leave a Comment

Does Elon Musk REALLY think we have money to spend on Twitter verification?

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Dropping your course and fucking up your program in five easy steps

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*Psst* Last day to drop your course is Nov. 18

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My headphones died and now I have to listen to the real world

In All, Fun & SatireNovember 2, 2022Leave a Comment

The day I lived everyone’s worst fear and realized there is no room for my own thoughts in this interesting Toronto soundspace

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Students Ask: What are those pigeons thinking about?

In All, Fun & SatireOctober 19, 2022Leave a Comment

“They’re either all really dull or they are planning something substantial”

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