He looks so cute all the time, doesn’t he?
The warm, felt eyes of the 9 feet tall campus mascot stare into every inch of your mortal presence. He makes a thumbs-up, the only symbol he ever makes. Suddenly the rest of the room grows warmer, as Eggy’s stitched fabric flesh melts away to show his true form: Demon EGGY! He immaculate abs stay the same and he looks down at you with his burning red eyes. He asks you a single question.
“W̴̨̯̟͙̞̯̖̫͓̓̌͋̀͛̆̄̌̽̈́͘ͅi̵̜̖̼̩̺̺͎͉̭̱̽͑͋̔̇̿͠l̴̖̱̝̜̪̜̳͔͕̝̦͉͈͊̿͊̈l̵̝̄͐̑͋̓͋͋́ ̶̝̘̠͙̣̯̈́̾̄̇̿͗̄̇̋͐̚y̸̢̢̖̥̻̯͓̲̞͍͖̙͇̘͉̽̓̆̈́̐̿̽͌͌ö̶͇̲̠͈̪̭̠̝͎̥̍̐͗̀̚͝ų̶͚̻̦͙̪̣̺͓͖͖̈́̄́̉̅͑̔̓̐͛͌̂͜ͅ ̶̧̰̦̒̅͊̾͊̍́̕͝ṣ̴̛̜̟͓̜͕̑̾͌̎͛͐̐̾͐̍̈́̍͘͝ė̵̳̪͓̙͖͇̼̼̄͌͒̈̈̈́̒́͘ͅl̷̢̢̢͕̄͌͑̌͗̚ļ̵̢̬̗̩͖͉̽̾̉̍ ̷̛͖̭͔͇͇̲̯̩͉̟̗̓̃̑̎͋͘͠m̷̼͕̌͆͑́̑̈̔̏̈́͊͌͘̚̕ë̶̼̳̹̱͈̤́͝ ̸̲̾̓͛̿̾̉́̀͋̌̕ŷ̸̨̨̩̩͖̮̲̖̳̠̭̹̬̩͋̈́̽̅̉̚͜o̶̮̠̬̰͉̯̐͋̐̀ư̵̢̪̪͍̟̺̩͖̖̮͖͗̀͛͌̒́͆̑̏̓̒͝ͅr̶̡̧͙͉͉͚͓̩̳̄̋͊͑̏̀̑̕ͅ ̸̡̛̛̬̭̥̤̗̮̟͙̳̲͇̠̖̉̿͌̓̈́̅̀̀̈́̕͝͠ş̷̰̬̪̭͈̥̜̩̫̠͕̻̙̐̆̚o̴̡̡̡̜̪̩͍̳̠̪͙͓̜̅ͅȗ̴̞̖͇̠̲͍̗͙̬͔̗̥͍̾͊͗́̾͑͒ͅl̴͇̱̹̫̱̫̿̇̓͆͛̊͊̄̀̋̂͋̕̕,̵̨̛̈̓̆̿̽͊̀̎̌ ̵̥͙͊c̵̣̠̗̮̈͑̀̊̀̄͛͊̒̓̇̏̅̕h̵͕̘̯̗̹̣̝͖͋̈̊̄̄̚ǐ̸̘̝͉̬̠̱̅̊̍̀͗̄̕͜͝ͅͅl̶̡̳̯̥̹͖̈́̓̈́d̵̤̪̂̓́̅̉͂͋̍̉͐̔̈́̍̈́͘ͅ?̶̛̪̯͈̝͍̀͋̿͗̑̿͊̽ͅ
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