The app store’s sexier side

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While Angry Birds and iMovie are some of the app store’s more popular programs, there are plenty of sexy apps that can spice up your love live life. Sports editor Sean Tepper reports

iKamasutra $2.99

Tired of constantly doing it in the same position? Looking to inspire your partner to try new positions? Look no further than iKamasutra. Back in the day, the Kama Sutra was known to have all the answers for couples looking to spice up their sex lives, but who wants to read a book when you can access tips on your mobile? iKamasutra will provide you with all of the freaky-deaky sex positions you can ever want.

eHarmony and Match.com FREE

Having trouble talking to people face-to-face? Not able to find “the one”? Or are you simply a picky person when it comes to your match? Instead of spending Valentine’s Day with your other single friends in a dark and damp basement pwning n00bs in Call of Duty: Black Ops, these apps can help you find someone to bring back to your basement who will let you touch her boobs. Just a thought.

Sexy Slang’s Naughty and Nice Charades $1.99

Charades is a fun way to break the ice, but Charades won’t get you laid — at least not traditionally.

Sexy Slang’s Naughty and Nice takes the traditional game of Charades and adds some sexy twists to it. Act out all of your favourite sexual fantasies in a game-like environment.

Bedometer $0.99

In today’s world, people are more conscious about maintaining a healthy lifestyle. But seriously, who has the time to get to the gym for an hour every day? Why not have sex instead? Bedometer is an iPod app that tracks how many calories you’ve burnt while having sex. Place it flat on your bed and Bedometer will count the number of thrusts and the calories you burn.

So instead of taking time out of your busy day to go to the gym, just grab your partner and start doing the nasty. It’s healthy and more pleasurable than a jog.

Grindr FREE

If you’re into guys, then Grindr is a must have app. Catering to gay, bisexual and bicurious guys, Grindr is a quick and easy location-based networking app that finds guys in your area that are down to hook up.

Kinky Dice FREE

Starting to get bored with your sex life? Kinky Dice is one of the many dozens of sexy dice apps that you can find for your iPod or iPhone. But unlike those other ones, this one is free. This app randomly chooses an action and a body part on which to perform it, and it gives you dozens of options for you and your partner to experiment.

The Sexulator $1.99

The Sexulator is an app that lets you keep track of your busy (and hopefully eventful) sex life. Simply input your sexual activities and this app will provide you with your sex stats. And if you are in love it’s also a good way to track your relationship. You know, the first time you held hands, the first time you kissed, the first time she gave you head. If you’re a guy that’s not interested in tracking your sex life, here’s a word of caution. If a woman you had sex with becomes pregnant and you don’t know whether it’s yours or not, you can use it to track the dates you had sex with her.

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