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Frosh: Sheldon for dummies

He’s the man behind the master plan. The head honcho and invisible hand behind every decision that will be made for you over the next four years. So what’s he all about? Here are some fun facts, out of context quotes and useless knowledge to introduce you to Ryerson’s very own President, Sheldon Levy.

You can find him in JOR1307.

Our favourite Sheldy quote: “Maple Leaf Gardens will be the best sports facility in the country, maybe even the world.”

If you ever get a chance to meet in his office he will most likely offer you coffee. He loves his new Keurig machine.

Once referred to as a mixture of Dumbledore and Van Helsing.

He has two cats named Poopy and Gibby.

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