Briefs & Groaners

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A roundup of some of the shadier — and just plain odd — things that happen around Ryerson’s downtown campus.

Security was called Monday, Sept. 26 when a man was seen masturbating near the SHE building. He was arrested and security has since upped the patrol of SHE because they’ve noticed masturbating trespassers “really like that building.”

Security was called to the RAC, where males were reportedly seen drinking in the change room on Sept. 27. When security got there, the party was over but the garbage was full of empty beer cans.

Security was called on Sept. 28 when some drunken assholes got in a fight at the Ram. When security arrived, they were on Church and Gould Streets and one individual required medical attention. Dear drunken idiots: your Ram waitress is very, very sorry for over-serving you.

 

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