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A roundup of some of the shadier — and just plain odd — things that happen around Ryerson’s downtown campus

On March 5, security was called to the Ted Rogers School of Management (TRSM) after a report of an intoxicated male wandering around. He was found inside a classroom tampering with the lectern. When asked what he was doing, he said he was trying to “turn on the music.” Don’t turn off the music in your heart, sir.

Security reported to TRSM after a report that a male with a backpack was running through the building. The individual who reported the incident believed the male had stolen the backpack because of his quick escape. The male was last seen entering Dundas subway station, but could not be arrested just for looking sketchy, or else half of the city would have to be put away.

A woman was dancing around a room in her socks and slipped, hurting her knee. EMS was called at the women’s request and she was transported to the hospital. She clearly wasn’t doing the Safety Dance.

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