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Voices of Toronto

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By Ian Yamamoto

A young woman going by username Alejandra recently tweeted rapper/actor Xzibit asking him, “Can you pimp my ride?” to which Xzibit replied, “No bitch, shit’s been over for a decade. Get a job.” Xzibit was host of car restoration show Pimp My Ride from 2004-07 which aired in Canada on MuchMusic and CTV. Toronto, what do you think?

Photo courtesy: Yuri Samoilov/Flickr

Photo courtesy: Yuri Samoilov/Flickr

“Bitch is a little harsh, she’s a ho or trick at most.”

Jennifer Jones – Magician’s Supervisor

Photo courtesy: KawaImakkar/Google

Photo courtesy: KawaImakkar/Google

“I don’t blame the guy. He’s not made out of fish tanks, mini-fridges, hot tubs, ping pong tables, strobe lights, Gamecubes, waterbeds, chandeliers, gumball machines, shag carpeting…”

Sanjeev Gupta – Food Colourer

Photo courtesy: Nick L./Flickr

Photo courtesy: Nick L./Flickr

“X not gonna give it to ya” (drops mic)

Marvin Smith – Paraparalegal

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