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By Ian Yamamoto

A Boston Chipotle restaurant shut down after workers fell ill, with one testing positive for Norovirus. This news follows Chipotle’s E. Coli crisis from Nov. 2015. There have been no reported outbreaks in Canada as of yet. Toronto, what do you think?

Photo courtesy: Matthias Wiemann/Flickr

Photo courtesy: Matthias Wiemann/Flickr

Janice Turlington – Retired Carnie

“What’s a Chipotly? Chipotee? Chipoatul? Am I saying it right?”

Photo courtesy: Vladimir Pustovit/Flickr

Photo courtesy: Vladimir Pustovit/Flickr

Brad Williams – Pickler

“Norovirus shmorovirus, I need that guac, give me the guac. I don’t care if it’s not safe to eat, just slather it on my chest.”

Photo courtesy: moyerphotos/Flickr

Photo courtesy: moyerphotos/Flickr

Steven Lee – Mustache Groomer

“Still a safer bet than Taco Bell.”

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