Naked man plays sick riff
Some dude was walking around campus playing a sick riff on his guitar. Naked. He skidaddled before security could find him.
Come at me, bro
A group of 20 people were crowded around two people wanting to fight. They were probably soft.
Love in a washroom
More couples in washrooms were fucking on campus. You people are goddamn disgusting.
Where’s my tip?
Some jerk stole tip money from the fine workers at the Oakham Cafe. It was only five bucks though, so hopefully they weren’t too on-tilt.
Someone had a gun
Don’t tell your parents about this. Your mom will totally freak out. Your dad will find it funny.
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