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The Tinder pick-up

By Ruty Korotaev

Tinder. What a shit-show, amirite? I feel like most people really hate it, or love it, and there’s no in-between.

As a self-pronounced dating app addict, I decided to give Tinder a shot (I usually just stick to Jswipe – the Jewish Tinder, but that’s a whole other story). As my dignity has been lost a long time ago, I really had nothing to lose, and I so decided to screw around with some of the unfortunate boys who I had matched with.

Thanks to some cheesy pick-up lines, I defied gender roles and messaged all of these unsuspecting souls some of the worst pick-up lines I had ever heard. Their responses were, interesting, to say the least. Let’s just say, I doubt I’ll be getting any dates.

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