Toronto Metropolitan University's Independent Student Newspaper Since 1967

Posted by Josh Chang on October 29, 2024 0 Comments
All Fun & Satire Special Issues The 9 to 5 Issue

The 9 to 5 Issue

October 29, 2024

Read all the stories from The 9 to 5 Issue below:

A composite image of 4 versions of Sarah standing around the desk making various funny poses.
(SAMMY KOGAN/ THE EYEOPENER)

Thoughts on labour from the notes app of a recovering workaholic
By Sarah Grishpul

A overhead shot of hands grabbing at random office items in a break room
(SAMMY KOGAN/THE EYEOPENER)

Once upon a time: Tales from the break room
By Atiya Malik

A photo composite of a man in a suite taking notes on a clipboard, staring at a nervous employee
(NAGEEN RIAZ/THE EYEOPENER)

Five things my boss does to show me they love me
By Caleb Jackson

A group shot of the Eyeopener Masthead team enjoying a thanksgiving dinner.
(NAGEEN RIAZ/THE EYEOPENER)

POV: Thanksgiving dinner with my work family
By Dylan Marks

An illustration of student workers in an organized protest
(SAIF-ULLAH KHAN/THE EYEOPENER)

The young and the organized
By Edward Lander and Hailey Ford

An illustration of a tired Frankie slumped on a couch watching tv surrounded by TMU merchandise.
(RACHEL CHENG/THE EYEOPENER)

Frankie B. Bold: Inside the life of Toronto’s most misunderstood mascot
By Luis Ramirez-Liberato

An office worker lays down with a pillow over their desk.
(SAMMY KOGAN/THE EYEOPENER)

Workin’ hard or hardly workin: a quiz for the busy bees
By Tia Harish

An illustration of three silhouettes with scribbles inside of their minds, with messy notes written across the background.
(SAIF-ULLAH KHAN/THE EYEOPENER)

Work hard, burn out harder
By Gray Moloy

An illustration of a cork board with papers, pictures, stickers and sticky notes with quotes written on them pinned to it.
(NAGEEN RIAZ/THE EYEOPENER)

Customer Wall of Fame
By Sarah Grishpul

An office worker sits at a desk with her heels propped up, holding a cup of coffee and clicking her keyboard with a pen.
(NAGEEN RIAZ/THE EYEOPENER)

Email sign off guide for the corporate girlies
By Ria Sidhu

A photo composite of two prospective empoyees wearing marathon bibs, with an employer in the centre holding a clipboard.
(NAGEEN RIAZ/THE EYEOPENER)

The Amazing Race…for a job
By Zarmminaa Rehman

An office worker leans against a filing cabinet, looking tired.
(SAMMY KOGAN/THE EYEOPENER)

My 5 to 9 after my 9 to 5
By Stevie Zouri

(DYLAN RIVERO AND SAIF-ULLAH KHAN/ THE EYEOPENER)

How to kill time at work
Words by Dylan Rivero
Visuals by Saif-Ullah Khan

(MELANIE NAVA URRIBARRI/ THE EYEOPENER)

‘Til death do us part
By Melanie Nava Urribarri

(VICTORIA ALEXANDER/ THE EYEOPENER)

Rebel without a cause
By Victoria Alexander

(VANESSA KAUK/ THE EYEOPENER)

Read Next →

Jess Pollard celebrating her first goal with TMU

All

Pollard’s first propels Bold to victory over Gryphons

The Eyeopener logo.

All

Meet your Winter 2025 masthead

All

Climbing the corporate ladder: Tips for students about to enter the workforce

Leave a Reply