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The 9 to 5 Issue

October 29, 2024

Read all the stories from The 9 to 5 Issue below:

A composite image of 4 versions of Sarah standing around the desk making various funny poses.
(SAMMY KOGAN/ THE EYEOPENER)

Thoughts on labour from the notes app of a recovering workaholic
By Sarah Grishpul

A overhead shot of hands grabbing at random office items in a break room
(SAMMY KOGAN/THE EYEOPENER)

Once upon a time: Tales from the break room
By Atiya Malik

A photo composite of a man in a suite taking notes on a clipboard, staring at a nervous employee
(NAGEEN RIAZ/THE EYEOPENER)

Five things my boss does to show me they love me
By Caleb Jackson

A group shot of the Eyeopener Masthead team enjoying a thanksgiving dinner.
(NAGEEN RIAZ/THE EYEOPENER)

POV: Thanksgiving dinner with my work family
By Dylan Marks

An illustration of student workers in an organized protest
(SAIF-ULLAH KHAN/THE EYEOPENER)

The young and the organized
By Edward Lander and Hailey Ford

An illustration of a tired Frankie slumped on a couch watching tv surrounded by TMU merchandise.
(RACHEL CHENG/THE EYEOPENER)

Frankie B. Bold: Inside the life of Toronto’s most misunderstood mascot
By Luis Ramirez-Liberato

An office worker lays down with a pillow over their desk.
(SAMMY KOGAN/THE EYEOPENER)

Workin’ hard or hardly workin: a quiz for the busy bees
By Tia Harish

An illustration of three silhouettes with scribbles inside of their minds, with messy notes written across the background.
(SAIF-ULLAH KHAN/THE EYEOPENER)

Work hard, burn out harder
By Gray Moloy

An illustration of a cork board with papers, pictures, stickers and sticky notes with quotes written on them pinned to it.
(NAGEEN RIAZ/THE EYEOPENER)

Customer Wall of Fame
By Sarah Grishpul

An office worker sits at a desk with her heels propped up, holding a cup of coffee and clicking her keyboard with a pen.
(NAGEEN RIAZ/THE EYEOPENER)

Email sign off guide for the corporate girlies
By Ria Sidhu

A photo composite of two prospective empoyees wearing marathon bibs, with an employer in the centre holding a clipboard.
(NAGEEN RIAZ/THE EYEOPENER)

The Amazing Race…for a job
By Zarmminaa Rehman

An office worker leans against a filing cabinet, looking tired.
(SAMMY KOGAN/THE EYEOPENER)

My 5 to 9 after my 9 to 5
By Stevie Zouri

(DYLAN RIVERO AND SAIF-ULLAH KHAN/ THE EYEOPENER)

How to kill time at work
Words by Dylan Rivero
Visuals by Saif-Ullah Khan

(MELANIE NAVA URRIBARRI/ THE EYEOPENER)

‘Til death do us part
By Melanie Nava Urribarri

(VICTORIA ALEXANDER/ THE EYEOPENER)

Rebel without a cause
By Victoria Alexander

(VANESSA KAUK/ THE EYEOPENER)

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