BY EVE AISLE | U.S. CORRESPONDENT
Several new members are set to join U.S. President Donald Trump’s controversial Board of Peace this Monday.
The organization, which has been likened to an American alternative to the United Nations—which Trump has heavily criticized during his leadership—will soon have two more faces.
Trump announced that dark wizard Lord Voldemort and biblical antagonist Satan will be sworn in as the board’s eleventh and twelfth members, following the appointment of Disney villain Cruella de Vil and real-life villain Tony Blair in January.
“I could not be more excited to bring my particular brand of evil to the board,” said Voldemort to reporters at the White House on Monday. “All of Mr. Trump’s big plans are going to be much easier with Death Eaters involved—that much I can tell you.”
Satan echoed Voldemort’s comments. “The president told us to picture it like the Avengers for old men with grudges. I’m, like, the second-oldest guy, so it seemed like a match made in hell,” said Satan.
Trump expressed excitement for what the board could undertake with the new members. “With these wonderful new members, we’re going to bring more peace than the world can handle. The best peace. The most American peace. People will be asking, ‘how can you bring so much peace?’ We’ll say, ‘these people are going to be drowning in peace. We’ll be dropping peace from airplanes,'” said the president.
After hearing about Voldemort’s appointment, Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling offered her own name as a prospective new member. However, Trump declined her offer, claiming she’d “take it too far.”







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