Barrel Peril
On October 12, security got reports of a man strolling around campus with a shot gun. After confirming that T.J. Hooker wasn’t being filmed at Rye, security blazed on the scene but found nothing. The campus was crawling with real-live cops (not cheap, poser William Shatners) faster than you can say “Spock…I…must…stop…starship…” Metro’s finest conducted a second full sweep of the area and found nothing either.
Syringe-inuity
Security found a hyperdemic needle in the early hours of October 12.
The little bastard was found in front of 60 Gould Street. Anyone wishing ot pick up their lost posession can claim it at any campus lost and found.
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