Student faints, not once, not twice, but, oh wait. Just once.

This one time at school, this girl fainted. She said she was feeling ill and the she just passed out. Just like that. Then the next day, that same girl, she felt even sicker, but this time she didn’t pass out and she used the telephone to call some people who took her to the hospital. This other time my roommate’s parents had a surprise birthday party for her. My other roommate said that she was sick, but she was not. She was just trying to throw her off the scent of the party trail. She had no idea that the party was going to happen. Boy, was she ever surprised. But not as surprised as the students whose desks were stolen from Interior Design. They were using them for projects! Surprise!