The Lonely Hipster
October 7, 2009
In the Drake Hotel an indie band sings about the day their trash gets taken out. A tall blonde man in the crowd bawls out in a drunken slur, "A HIPSTER IS SOMEONE WHO HAS NO SEX. NO SEX AT AAAALLL." Two girls cling to him, their eyes darting around the room. They're looking to see if anyone's noticed them yet without making eye contact.