By Vijay Setlur
Co-Ed Basketball:
Mental Health (3-0-0) and 12th Floor (3-0-0) have emerged out of the starting blocks in first place in the Eastern and Western Divisions respectively. Mental Health, while averaging a division-high 57 points per game, have also allowed a division-high 46 points per game.
Ball Hockey:
The Raging Bulls and Undertakers, in the Eastern and Western Conference respectively, have identical records. Both average no fewer than 10 goals per game. They are followed closely by Team Bauhaus (3-0-0) and Mental Health *3-1-0). The Quackatects, last in the Western Conference, are averaging a little more than 1 goal per game.
Indoor Soccer:
Snap F.C. (2-0-1) lead the North American Division followed closely by the Hangbellies (2-0-0) and Pudding Time (2-1-0). Mental Health is deadlocked in a first-place tie with the Enforcers and No Names II in the European League, Mental Health and the Enforcers have allowed only 1 goal through two games.
Innertube Waterpolo:
A four-way tie exists at the top of the standings with Rubber Nipples, Wasted Seamen, Electric Eels and Mental Health sharing identical 3-0-0 records. Rubber Nipples have outscored their opposition 49-8 in three games. Wasted Seamen have conceded only 2 goals through three games, 13th Jerky (0-3-0), tied for last, have been outscored 38-3 in three games.
Co-ed Volleyball:
RAC Attack (4-0-0), FCar (5-0-0), the Untouchables (5-0-0) and Mental Health II (4-1-0)/Shakennotstirred (4-1-0) lead their respective division. The Untouchables have outscored their opposition 175-97. Four Play (0-4) have been outscored 101-46.
Men’s Volleyball:
Smash Heads (4-0-0) and Arch-Enemies (4-1-0) share the lead atop the standings with 8 points each. The last-place N-Jinears have been outscored by a whopping 150-35 in their five losses.
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