What a piece of ass!

The ass man invades Ryerson

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Last Wednesday, the Ass Man took time out of his busy schedule to drop by Ryerson and tour our campus, as well as to visit with his local fans. He had nothing but praise for Ryerson students.

“I’m quite impressed with the students at Ryerson. I didn’t realize how many people here had such respect for asses like myself. It’s nice to feel wanted. Usually when I try and go out, I get called names —you know ‘shit for brains,’ ‘butt breath,’ ‘ass-face,’ — that sort of thing. But not here. Ryerson students are great!”

The Ass Man assures us that he will be returning to visit again soon. We’re assuming he will.

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