Think your campus has gone to shit? Well it has. Fear not, Captain Ryerson will help you find your way to class, incident free.
Top 10 things around campus in need of fixing
1. School spirit
2. No bloody tampons
3. Residence roofs collapsing
4. Leaky skywalks
5. Inactive escalators in Jorgenson Hall
6. Ryerson Varsity Athletics
7. The Theatre School
8. Tim Hortons lines too long
9. No Muslim prayer space
10. Trust
Kerr Hall
11. KHE 119 blinds falling down
12. KHS 051 six broken chair backs laying on floor
13. Black cable peeling off wall that it was once duct-taped to
14. KHW black splotches all over walls in hallway
15. Dozens of lockers dented/ vandalized/ unusable
Jorgenson Hall
16. Directions to health centre hung with elastics
17. Dozens of lounge seats ripped, exposing foam
18. JOR 257 classroom ceiling panel gone
19. Third and fourth-floor escalators don’t work
20. Fifth-floor exit sign partly burnt out and hanging crooked
21. Engineering dungeon, basement-level between Kerr and Jorgenson, the entire place needs to be fixed
22. Basement elevator lobby, the molding along the base of the wall has been torn away leaving nothing but crumbling concrete
23. Half-a-dozen lockers are without doors
24. ATM outside hub cafeteria sign reads: “It eats ppl’s cards”
Business Building
25. Holes in ceiling, first floor
26. Room 104, electrical outlets ripped out of wall
27. Among others, railing on north stairwell bent
28. Third-floor water fountain covered in rust and mold
29. Room 572 broken blinds
30. Pillars in the middle of class-rooms block view
RAC
31. Varsity athletics
32. Water fountain outside men’s change room out of order
33. Elevator out of order
34. Towel dryer breaks often
35. Lockers off hinges in women’s change rooms
Rogers Communication Centre
36. Computer lab printers are always out of paper/ toner
37. First-floor water fountain only spouts 1 1/2 inches high
38. The third floor is barren and hugely wasted in a school claiming it needs more space
39. Left aisle seat in Eaton theatre
Library
40. Shelving units in cellphone zone on seventh and eighth floors strewn around
41. All the books are from the 1960s
42. Towel dispenser on sixth-floor washroom destroyed
Sally Horsefall Building/ Eric Palin Hall
43. Masking tape for room numbers
44. South elevator roof cracked
45. Upturned carpets are a tripping hazard
46. No garbage or recycling bins in classrooms
47. Class 105 missing a clock and fire alarm
48. Ceiling tile panels missing
49. EPH lounge cushions are missing, holes through the wall to the hallway
50. None of the lockers downstairs are usable
Theatre Building
51. Ballet bars falling off walls
52. Light fixtures in studios falling off and burnt out
53. Numerous sewing machines broken
54. Room 201 filled with crap
55. Studios are frequently invaded by silverfish
Pitman Hall/ ILLC/ O’Keefe House
56. O’Keefe in general, recently a ceiling collapsed forcing a student to vacate
57. Ceilings on floor 11 have collapsed and forced student evacuation
58. Dryers on numerous floors of Pitman will not work
59. Handicap entrance is broken
60. ILLC’s maroon carpets duct-taped together
Engineering Building
61. Not enough chairs
62. No markers for dry boards
63. Room 356 burnt out lights
64. Some washroom taps are reversed (cold water from left tap, hot water from right)
Student Centre
65. Copyrite basement floods
66. Stairwell ceiling leaks
67. So far, just a concrete hole
RyeSAC
68. Not transparent
69. Not accountable
70. Not student focused
The streets of Ryerson
71. The homeless need a home
72. “No parking sign” jammed in trash
73. Concrete bench outside north Rogers Centre is covered in purple graffitti
74. Water damage has distorted and lifted bricks near the drains in the Quad
75. Crooked lamps post on Victoria Street
76. Wide crack in the outer walls between the Student Centre and Interior Design building
77. A big swivel chair has been dumped inside the alcove to the right of the RAC entrance
Architecture Building
78. Vandalized welcome sign
79. Broken third-floor urinal
80. Broken bike racks
81. Vents need to be cleaned
Image Arts Building
82. Third-floor ceiling leak gets the stairwell wet
83. Freight elevator (the only lift in the building) is inaccessible and requires two people to operate
Graphic Communications Management Building
84. Fluorescent lights flicker in labs because they weren’t designed to be dimmed
85. Hot running water issues in the washrooms
86. Elevators too damn slow
87. Water fountain busted
Interior Design Building
88. West-entrance wheelchair ramp is too steep and rickety
89. Bucket collects water from leaky valve in 3rd floor studio
90. Elevators lack sensors, so doors close on people
91. Fourth-year section “cage” is “wobbly and pointless”; everyone wants it removed
92. Weak floors creak
93. Printing lab frequently down
Civil Engineering Building
94. Weak water fountain on first floor
95. Cover plates for sockets missing
96. Poor circulation; fumes from soil testing flowing to top floors
97. Lab chairs without seats
98. Wonky heating/ cooling system
99. Water-damaged ceiling tiles in the computer labs; some have holes
100. Chipped paint in hallways
101. Faculty door signs ripped off
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