It tastes good to fall for this, right?
You bite into the waffle and a piece gets lodged in your trachea. You begin coughing violently, all the while the campaigner continues to make promises about engaging with student life and striving to make transit affordable or something. You kneel to the ground, your face turning purple due to a lack of oxygen. You use your final breath to plead for mercy, and the last thing you hear is, “Make sure you vote!”