Sometimes, it’s hard to get laid… er, meet people.
In the spirit of our upcoming Love and Sex issue, we’re trying to give you the best chance at romantic success. Or maybe we just want to make you laugh.
Top 10 Cheesy Pick-up Lines
10. Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
9. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. [What?] My jaw!
8. You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.
7. This time next year, let’s be laughing together.
6. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue/GQ?
5. I only have three months to live.
4. That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you, I’d be coming too. (Courtesy of Sean Tepper, sports editor.)
The Ryerson pick-ups — submitted by @ChrisEnsing
3. Excuse me gorgeous, but my classes with you go faster than the line at the Victoria Street Tim Horton’s.
…and the kicker: Fuck me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
Unless otherwise noted, lines are from linesthataregood.com
Got any other pick-up lines? We’re big fans of them here at the Eyeopener. Find us on Twitter and use the #eyelovesex hashtag to share your favourite/worst lines. Or if you use a line, tell us how it went!