Compiled by Lee Richardson
1. Buy a mug celebrating the marriage of Prince William and Kate Middleton! Ermm, hang on….
2. ‘Grown Adult Actually Expects To Be Happy’
3. Hipsters are now so rare to see that people have started hunting them in New York City.
4. A fan of Julia Roberts has 82 tattoos of his favourite actor on his body. Would be good but none of them actually resemble her.
5. And finally a collection of dogs pretending they’re people.
BONUS! Since we’ve been torturing each other in the office with this, we thought we’d share. Better than Rebecca Black? Quite possibly. (I especially like the moment at 2:20.)
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