We want you to have fun sexy times. So we called up The Stag Shop to set you up with some advanced equipment. We got your lubes, your vibrators, your condoms, and something called a 5x triple teaser. (That’s right, five times!) How is that possible? Nobody knows, But it could all be yours.
Fill out the ballot in our next paper to win one of two prize baskets. Drop it off at the Eyeopener office by 4 p.m. on Valentines Day (Feb. 14).
Remember, the perfect end to any Valentines date includes a massive basket of sex gear. We guarantee it.
GET IT ON!