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Therapy dogs in need of therapy

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The RU Therapy dogs have called off their program due to a cohort of dogs needing therapy themselves.

The four-legged cuties have been smoking cannabis and drinking Canadian whiskey after each therapy session in the Student Learning Centre. RU Therapy Dogs reports that students are the source of the stress.

Ryerson student Marley Terrier is shocked by the tense pups. “I feel bad. I always thought their shaking, tremors and peeing themselves was caused by pure excitement and joy. I was way off.”

Zippity Do Dawg, a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel known to the Ryerson dog community, has recently checked into a nearby rehab clinic for his sudden addiction to dog treats.

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