By Rochelle Raveendran
As the “Standing Strong” task force continues studying Egerton Ryerson’s legacy and how it impacts the Indigenous community, The Eyeopener has obtained a copy of the committee’s brainstorming Google Doc of potential name changes for Ryerson University. The contents of the document are presented below in their entirety.
Ontario Institute of Rat Kings
- Nos, et in servis suis Rodent
- We, the servants of the Rodent
Ted Rogers University of Management
- Sugere usque coniungere LinkedIn immani, impetibili simul
- To suck up, to connect on LinkedIn, to be insufferable, together
McGill University, Toronto (McGUT)
- Quod Harvard regio Dundas de North
- The Harvard of the North Yonge-Dundas Area
Downtown Canada Academy
- U de T et dropouts a respuit united en virtus
- U of T dropouts and rejects united in virtue
Amazon™ Campus
- Initium sapientiae timor Domini est Bezos
- Fear of Bezos is the Beginning of Wisdom
Lachemi University of Proletariats
- Liberatio ad pauperes per pauperes fecit education
- Liberation for the Poor through Poor Education
El Dorado University
- Explorarent urbem Gould (Street)
- Explore the City of Gould (Street)
Ram Ganesh College of White Collar Crime
- Dolum, Fabricare, Fugite
- Fraud, Fabricate, Flee
TIFF University
- Quia caritas educatione, et de possibilitate videns Steve Carell in September
- For the love of knowledge, and the possibility of seeing Steve Carell in September
Aasdnfaldsjsfnald College
- Frangeret vitrum laquearia ánima keyboards
- My soul doth smash keyboards and glass ceilings
Education “R” Us
- Pueritia somnia mors est
- Death to Childhood Dreams
Kerr Hall Memorial University
- Urite victrices per vias aeris vaga animi corridors
- To conquer the aimless corridors of the mind
Balzac’s Coffee Roasters
- Capulus est supra XXV annorum recens tosta Canada connectens
- Connecting Canadians through fresh roasted coffee for over 25 years
Ahad
This article title gave me a fuckin heart attack, but it was a good read lol.
David Schatzky
University of Practical Arts, Science and Services: UPASS
J
This article is dumb.
sana
Yall got me
Tom Thorne RTA68
Some modest proposals for a new name:
1. The York County Institute of Applied Manual Training
2. Cairo University Toronto Campus
3. The Toronto Institute For Politically Correct Studies
Scott
I like McGill Toronto (McGUT)
Scott
McGill University Toronto (McGUT)