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Top strangest places Ryerson Students have had sex: February 8, 1995

By Mike Onesi and Ed Keenan

We’ve got a lot of interesting responses to this question, but we really don’t have room to list them all. Eyeopener Editor Dick Snyder might be surprised to find out that four different people listed his office as the strangest place they’ve had sex, and it seems a lot of parents should take a look around the house more often. But here are the 15 that stood out:

  1. In the hay on one side of a two-sided horse trailer while it was in motion at two in the afternoon, with a horse in the other side.
  2. In the boiler room beside my dad’s office where he keeps his rifles. He came down and we had to be still and quiet while we heard him loading his gun.
  3. Drunk in the elevator of the Delta Chelsea Hotel. It stopped and people got in while my pants were down.
  4. On a rappel of a 160o rock face, free hanging.
  5. In a pull-out couch while my boyfriend’s father was asleep in the chair next to us.
  6. In a porn video sex booth in Amsterdam.
  7. Under he “O” in the HOLLYWOOD sign in Los Angeles.
  8. In the bathroom sink during class in night school.
  9. On the escalator at the Rideau Centre.
  10. On an orange caterpillar-like slide at 10 p.m. with people walking their dogs around us. It was my first orgasm.
  11. Ryerson Library study room.
  12. In the back seat of a taxi in Montreal.
  13. On the mini-golf course at the base of the C.N. Tower.
  14. While driving on the Trans-Canada Highway.
  15. On the front steps of a church.

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