The Eyeopener’s top dog took a day to walk over a keyboard and answer the most pressing questions of the day
What is the best thing to watch when you’re feeling down?
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How many feet in a mile?
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What is the meaning of life?
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What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Who is a good girl?
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Why do you not like to pose for the camera?
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How are you so excited to eat the same food day after day for years?
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Are you secretly an undercover spy when I’m at school?
CLASSIFIED.
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