Eyeflushes
November 26, 2024
These aren't the Eyeflashes you're looking for...
Author: Sarah Grishpul
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Ford’s bike lane removal causes outrage for penny-farthing, unicycle and go-kart drivers
November 19, 2024
The broad spectrum of rides are bitten by the brutality of bans
TMU sends students, alumni and sponsors ‘holiday gift guide’
November 19, 2024
Members of the TMU community have been receiving emails from the executive team regarding what they would like for Christmas
TMU student responsible for Taylor Swift scam arrested
November 12, 2024
There has been some Bad Blood on campus after a student swindled hundreds of Swifties
“Free Soup Day” faces budget cuts, now “Bring Your Own Broth”
November 12, 2024
Nothing is more important to TMU students than soup
Low turnout at “Lachemi lookalike competition” leaves president disappointed
November 5, 2024
The president was chomping at the bit to see his impersonators, only to realize no one could capture his iconic look
‘Til death do us part
October 29, 2024
The boss would like a word, please wheel your coffin into the office
How to kill time at work
October 29, 2024
What kinds of shenanigans do student workers get up to at their part-time jobs?
Rebel without a cause
October 29, 2024
How do two employees subtly rebel against stupid company policies and expectations?
EditorialFun & SatireThe 9 to 5 Issue
Thoughts on labour from the notes app of a recovering workaholic
October 29, 2024
What could the fun and satire editor possibly have to say about the workforce? Quite a lot, actually
Midterm exams shockingly not disrupted by zombie outbreak
October 22, 2024
Students are panicking for their lives after zombies were spotted in Kerr Hall Quad earlier this week
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