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Ryerson counselling wait times are still several months long
October 8, 2019
When it comes to mental health services, wait times can have severe consequences
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Child care cuts in Ontario are hurting students with kids
October 8, 2019
Child care was already a faulty system, but now provincial cuts are making students choose between classes or their kids
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God abandons humanity to loiter on campus
October 8, 2019
The original Creator and Supreme Ruler of the Universe came down in the form of a Gould Street skater
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Students just fucking hope we’re in a simulation
October 8, 2019
The simulation will be televised...
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Doug Ford worried journalists will find his tax refund, cancels journalism entirely
October 8, 2019
“A spray-tanned goblin like Ford is the perfect candidate to join a secret tax evasion society”
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RSU becomes victim of cancel culture through student choice initiative
October 8, 2019
The RSU loves student money, who knew?
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Good vibes despite planetary existential crisis
October 8, 2019
We’ve comprised a list of totally valid and 100 per cent effective ways to turn that anxiety-induced resting bitch-frown upside down.
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Alternate universe without climate crisis discovered
October 8, 2019
Universe 95 gives us a peek into a world where the climate crisis isn’t threatening the Earth’s very existence.
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The rise of eco-anxiety
October 8, 2019
“It gets to a point where you feel like you can’t do anything because there’s too much to do"
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Creative freelancer runs out of personal narratives to profit off of
October 8, 2019
Moon has banked on her traumatic experiences to pay her bills. But she’s run into a new problem: she has no more emotional trauma to exploit in her work.
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Budget cuts fuck newspaper, two editors left
October 8, 2019
“Honestly I’m not surprised it’s come to this,” said current Editor-in-Chief, Arts and Culture, Sports, Community, Features, Media and Photo Editor, Haras Lehcirk.
Veteran political reporters find no ‘galvanizing’ issue in upcoming federal election
October 8, 2019
Democracy forum discusses pressing issues in the federal campaign
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