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Editorial Sports

I STAND HUMBLY CORRECTED

January 30, 2008

Last week in “Third and Short,” this villainous sports editor wrote the women’s basketball team was “a thousand-mile stare away from a playoff spot.” It has since come to my attention that this statement is inaccurate.

Business & Technology Editorial

EYE-NALYSIS: RYE, STOP SLEEPING WITH VISTA

January 23, 2008

I like Windows Vista, I really do. But sadly, it’s not for Ryerson yet.

WE’RE FREAKIN’ AWESOME

January 23, 2008

Despite being the alleged moral cespool of campus, the Eyeopener won six awards this past weekend, beating out campus papers from across the country.

WEAKER, CRAPPIER, OLDER, LAMER

January 16, 2008

I have nothing against robots.

WE NEED SOMEONE TO DABBLE IN THE RIDICULOUS

January 16, 2008

As I sit in Abe Snobar’s office, listening to the soon-to-be presidential candidate describe the volatile landscape of student politics, I could think only of a quote by British politician Roy Hattersley: “In politics, being ridiculous is more damaging than being extreme.”

A TALE OF WEALTH AND SNOBBERY

January 9, 2008

Here’s a story of a wealthy man named Reginald.

Business & Technology Editorial

HOLIDAY GIFTS FOR THE TECH ADEPT, OR OBSESSED

November 28, 2007

"For the last four months, I’ve been in charge of this section, the technology part of which I had very limited knowledge. But that has changed."

A FAILED EXPERIMENT IN A DEAD ART

November 21, 2007

This gonzo shit isn’t working.

HALF-BAKED BOYCOTT WILL FAIL

November 21, 2007

Could it be that Heather Kere is riding the crest of a swelling tide?

THANKS, COWARD(S)

November 21, 2007

The Eyeopener: The disgrace of Ryerson. Has a nice ring to it, no?

QI IS NOT A WORD, IDIOT

November 14, 2007

Fe is not a word.

COMING TO TERMS WITH MY INNER ASSHOLE

November 7, 2007

In Grade 6, the girls in my class voted me the nicest boy in the grade.

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