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WE NEED SOMEONE TO DABBLE IN THE RIDICULOUS

January 16, 2008

As I sit in Abe Snobar’s office, listening to the soon-to-be presidential candidate describe the volatile landscape of student politics, I could think only of a quote by British politician Roy Hattersley: “In politics, being ridiculous is more damaging than being extreme.”

A TALE OF WEALTH AND SNOBBERY

January 9, 2008

Here’s a story of a wealthy man named Reginald.

Business & Technology Editorial

HOLIDAY GIFTS FOR THE TECH ADEPT, OR OBSESSED

November 28, 2007

"For the last four months, I’ve been in charge of this section, the technology part of which I had very limited knowledge. But that has changed."

A FAILED EXPERIMENT IN A DEAD ART

November 21, 2007

This gonzo shit isn’t working.

HALF-BAKED BOYCOTT WILL FAIL

November 21, 2007

Could it be that Heather Kere is riding the crest of a swelling tide?

THANKS, COWARD(S)

November 21, 2007

The Eyeopener: The disgrace of Ryerson. Has a nice ring to it, no?

QI IS NOT A WORD, IDIOT

November 14, 2007

Fe is not a word.

COMING TO TERMS WITH MY INNER ASSHOLE

November 7, 2007

In Grade 6, the girls in my class voted me the nicest boy in the grade.

UNIVERSITY CENSORSHIP? NOT ON OUR WATCH

October 31, 2007

Thank goodness this isn’t happening at Ryerson.

DEAR CRAZY LADY: GET STONED AND GET LOST

October 31, 2007

Dear unstable Ryerson staff person, After the infantile conversation I had with you in my office yesterday, I have come to one conclusion: You must be addicted to shrooms.

UNIVERSITY FOR SALE TO LOWEST BIDDER

October 24, 2007

Like most colleges these days, Ryerson is selling its soul to the lowest bidder — and if you’ve got $25,000 handy you too can get in on the action.

GOT A HATE-ON FOR TURNITIN? OPT OUT.

October 17, 2007

The last thing that Diane Schulman told me and Features Editor Jesse McLean as we left her office on Monday was: “Make it a nice article.”

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