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Editorial Sports

ON THE ROAD WITH THE RAMS

November 15, 2006

By Amit Shilton “Jaws of life!” The men’s volleyball team rushes to the windows of the old coach bus as firefighters circle a blue Hyundai on the side of the road. As emergency crews start cutting open the driver’s door, anxious whispers circle around the bus as to what happened.

RSU prez opens old wounds on Facebook

November 15, 2006

By Josh Visser News Editor There are many reasons to love and loath the social-networking website Facebook.com. Regardless, its popularity cannot be understated. Studies have suggested that as many as 85% of American college students have a Facebook profile, and Canadians students can’t be far behind.

HIGH FIVE FOR TAKING A RISK

November 15, 2006

By Robyn Doolittle Editor in Chief This week The Eyeopener is taking a look at diversity on campus and in the city. While some stories may push some people’s buttons, those same people are probably doubled over with Borat laughter.

RAMS TAME WESTERN PONIES

November 8, 2006

By Amit Shilton Sports Editor The difference between good teams and great teams is that great teams always find a way to win no matter what the circumstances.

WORST. CHEERLEADERS. EVER.

November 8, 2006

Holy man, does our cheerleading club blow. After watching them in action last week, I was embarrassed on behalf of the university.

U.S: OPRAH CLOBBERS CHRIST

November 8, 2006

By John Mather Features Editor I was watching Family Feud with my roommates not long ago when a most unusual thing happened. Call it witnessing a second coming — or the beginning of the apocalypse.

MORE THAN JUST A PLAN

November 1, 2006

By Robyn Doolittle Editor in Chief Five years ago, major Toronto media outlets only had one reason to visit Ryerson — to watch ambulance crews take the body away.

..AND NOBODY CARES.

October 25, 2006

By Maurice Cacho News Editor If I worked at CFS, I would be crying with laughter right now. Bringing 16,000 Ryerson students into the federation was child’s play because nobody cares.

ATHLETES FOR SALE TO HIGH BIDDER

October 25, 2006

By Robyn Doolittle Editor in Chief The $500G advertising and recruitment deal between Canadian Interuniversity Sport and the Armed Forces should never have been pitched in the first place.

THOUGHT INACTION

When the Danish newspaper Jyllands-Posten printed its now-infamous Muhammad cartoons on Sept. 20, 2005, the world went into an uproar.

AND THEN… IT ENDED

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SATIRICALLY YOURS

You know what us lowly poo-flinging monkey at the Eyeopener enjoy? Our rights

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