SATIRICALLY YOURS
March 22, 2006
You know what us lowly poo-flinging monkey at the Eyeopener enjoy? Our rights
Category: Editorial
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EYE-NALYSIS: TUITION INCREASE
March 15, 2006
Raising tuition fees is probably the best thing that could happen to Ryerson students since the arrival of President Sheldon Levy.
RYE’S POUND OF FLESH
March 15, 2006
I'm not happy about premier McGuinty's announcement. Period. I can't afford current tuition -- so I won't be able afford an extra $200 next year.
KEEP THAT POLYTECHNIC LOVIN’
March 8, 2006
Ryerson hasn't been Ryerson Polytechnical Institute since 1993, but the first thing most people ask when they hear I go to Ryerson is still "That's the polytechnic, right?"
KUDOS TO THE NEW RYERSON
March 1, 2006
Last Thursday, I witnessed the most impressive display of school spirit the Ryerson community has offered during my time here.
EYENALYSIS: WHAT THIS ELECTION WILL MEAN
February 15, 2006
News Editor Kerry Wall explains why you should vote in this RSU election (if you haven't already, that is).
COMICS NOT FUNNY
February 15, 2006
A week ago, the University of Prince Edward Island's student newspaper was pulled before it made it to the racks.
EYENALYSIS: BRING YOUR COMBAT GEAR
February 8, 2006
In less than one week, you, the students of Ryerson, will decide who runs your student union.
SEX: MORE CONTENTIOUS THAN VIOLENCE
February 8, 2006
For millennia, mankind has been talking, writing, painting and singing about sex.
LOVE: MORE NEBULOUS THAN RELIGION
February 8, 2006
For millennia, mankind has been talking, writing, painting and singing about love.
RYERSON’S SCHOOL OF SPIRIT
February 1, 2006
We have a pub, a cafe, 14 varsity teams, six sports clubs, at least 55 student groups, a handful of Oakham House societies, a radio station, an art gallery AND a theatre.
AN ODE TO STUDENT APATHY: SCREW THE VOTE, I WANT LA REVOLUCION!
January 18, 2006
This Monday, I don't think I'll be able to vote.
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