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WORST. CHEERLEADERS. EVER.

November 8, 2006

Holy man, does our cheerleading club blow. After watching them in action last week, I was embarrassed on behalf of the university.

U.S: OPRAH CLOBBERS CHRIST

November 8, 2006

By John Mather Features Editor I was watching Family Feud with my roommates not long ago when a most unusual thing happened. Call it witnessing a second coming — or the beginning of the apocalypse.

MORE THAN JUST A PLAN

November 1, 2006

By Robyn Doolittle Editor in Chief Five years ago, major Toronto media outlets only had one reason to visit Ryerson — to watch ambulance crews take the body away.

..AND NOBODY CARES.

October 25, 2006

By Maurice Cacho News Editor If I worked at CFS, I would be crying with laughter right now. Bringing 16,000 Ryerson students into the federation was child’s play because nobody cares.

ATHLETES FOR SALE TO HIGH BIDDER

October 25, 2006

By Robyn Doolittle Editor in Chief The $500G advertising and recruitment deal between Canadian Interuniversity Sport and the Armed Forces should never have been pitched in the first place.

THOUGHT INACTION

When the Danish newspaper Jyllands-Posten printed its now-infamous Muhammad cartoons on Sept. 20, 2005, the world went into an uproar.

AND THEN… IT ENDED

Blah... blah blah blah... blah. And... Blah.

SATIRICALLY YOURS

You know what us lowly poo-flinging monkey at the Eyeopener enjoy? Our rights

EYE-NALYSIS: TUITION INCREASE

Raising tuition fees is probably the best thing that could happen to Ryerson students since the arrival of President Sheldon Levy.

RYE’S POUND OF FLESH

I'm not happy about premier McGuinty's announcement. Period. I can't afford current tuition -- so I won't be able afford an extra $200 next year.

KEEP THAT POLYTECHNIC LOVIN’

Ryerson hasn't been Ryerson Polytechnical Institute since 1993, but the first thing most people ask when they hear I go to Ryerson is still "That's the polytechnic, right?"

KUDOS TO THE NEW RYERSON

Last Thursday, I witnessed the most impressive display of school spirit the Ryerson community has offered during my time here.

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