I see you have principles. Nice. You take the letter out of your back pocket. You look at it closely, inspecting the wax seal and fine calligraphy. “So, you have been expecting me?” you ask Lachemi. “What’s this letter worth to you then?” Lachemi takes a long pause, and a longer pull of his blunt. […]

Bold. I like it. “Mr. Lachemi I’m afraid I can’t give you this letter,” you say. Lachemi lunges for his desk drawer and pulls out a big ass sword. You turn around and book it for the door. But it’s too late—it slams shut. Lachemi gives you an evil grin that would make even Waluigi […]

This could be bad. You hand over the letter and Lachemi tears into it with his teeth. He reads aloud: “Dear Mr. Lachemi, this message will not be easy to hear, so I shall be succinct. I am writing to inform you that your tenure as Ryerson’s president is nearing its end. I have found […]

You’ve made it this far. Aren’t the slightest bit curious? Who cares what is inside the letter, you’re rich baby! Before handing it over to Lachemi, you get him to e-transfer you the money. The transaction is approved. Before he can open it or say anything, you get up and get the heck out of […]