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Balloon prices inflate, rise to new heights
March 31, 2026
"They're way up there now," says top analyst
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Poilievre falls into well, party doesn’t notice for 10 days
Mark Carney is Chinamaxxing
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Amazon to acquire Walmart, you
March 31, 2026
Retail giant still considering your fate
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I need to grow a penis to be a business journalist
March 31, 2026
"My years of following the upward line and the downward line were utterly useless if I didn't possess a penis…"
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Fear not: Trade deal with Antarctica to save industry from American threat
March 31, 2026
The deal would introduce free trade between Canada and the uninhabited frigid territory
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Trump arrests your dad, liberates living room recliner
March 31, 2026
The latest in a series of controversial unilateral actions by the U.S. government across the globe.
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Show you like actually blows
March 31, 2026
Yes, it's because you don't have as much money as I do
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Devil, Lord Voldemort to join Trump’s Board of Peace
March 31, 2026
New appointments will bring, "more peace than these people can handle"
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Mark Carney is Chinamaxxing
March 31, 2026
He’s doing it for the Xiao Long Bao, I just can’t prove it
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Toronto Mayor to reach landmark agreement with King of the Rats
March 31, 2026
Something cheesy this way comes
UPDATE: Access to Google Workspace restored for students and staff
March 27, 2026
The issue was resolved around 4:30 p.m. Friday
Smoking your savings away
March 24, 2026
As cigarette prices rise, TMU students find the habit costs more than what they bargained for
TMU’s LinkedIn warriors
March 24, 2026
Students and experts discuss the rising role of LinkedIn in this gruelling job market
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