Ask him about the missing student money

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Does anyone else hear the DragonBallZ intro music playing?

Former Ryerson Students’ Union president Ram Ganesh disappeared off the face of the Earth after the alleged credit card scandal last year. You test the waters and ask him, “Ram, where IS the money from last year?”  He cackles. The ground begins to tremble and the concrete cracks as Ganesh shakes and twirls his hands like a torpedo in front of you. A small, electric orb forms between his palms, until it grows larger than your head. He screeches and hurls the orb at your chest. You fly across campus. Your body is never found.


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