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It’s a bold move, let’s see if it pays off

When the door opens you are greeted by the unholy sight of Egerton Ryerson T-posing. It isn’t the asshole himself back from the dead—it’s the statue of him from Gould Street. AND IT’S TALKING. AND OH FUCK, IT CAN MOVE TOO.

Egerton blasts his arms out in front of you, stopping you in your tracks. “Just where the fuck do you think you’re going?” You aren’t sure if you should mention that you’re on a mission to deliver a secret letter to Lachemi.

“Don’t you dare lie to me,” says Egerton. At this point, lying seems like the more dangerous option so you tell him the truth. Egerton’s robot eyes turn red, “That’s the end of the road for you, bastard!” He exclaims as he decimates you with his steely arms and laser eyes.

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