You talk to the Bacon Lady

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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

You approach the Mistress of Bacon and she presents you with a coupon. Hoping for only the best sausages you proceed to Denny’s. After being seated by an overly kind waiter named Bruno, you quickly realize why this place has a 3.9/5 on Google-friendly staff and slightly above average porridge (what are you doing ordering that, you freak?) means there is only one option left for you.

Enjoy your meal.

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