Briefs & Groaners

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A roundup of some of the shadier — and just plain odd — things that happen around Ryerson’s downtown campus

An individual was yelling at staff and pounding his fists on the desk in the Podium 61 office Thursday, Oct. 27. When officers arrived he was out on the balcony. He told them he had been arrested the day before by Toronto Police and they told him to return and get his things. He was cautioned and escorted off campus.

A group of individuals were caught setting off firecrackers Friday, Oct. 28 between the Pitman Hall courtyard and the Rogers Communication Centre. When security approached them, one individual assaulted an officer by shoving him several times, while another grabbed a different officer. Both were arrested and handed over to the Toronto Police.

An individual required patient care after they may have gotten a type of glue in their eye. They declined an ambulance and went to hospital on their own. You say glue, we still think it was sperm.

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