Tweet your own to @theeyeopener!
This coffee is shit
Energy costs two dollars?
Fuck you. All of you
Swap, drop and enrol
Sounds more like fire safety
Than life choices. Shit
My laptop died, yet
I am still alive, somehow.
Jesus take the wheel
Get out of my way
Turtle-ass fuckers. I will
Obliterate you
Study week? More like
Drink beer until I forget
My obligations
Dear front-row keener
You answer every question
Just shut the fuck up
Hail The Golden Ram!
Engineering circle jerk:
Great, misspelled, loin cloth
My undies are tight
Like really really too tight
I need to go home
The Varsity Blues,
A pissy, whining turd sack.
If they win kill me
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